Edwards AFB Mental Health Clinic

This is where they took me after I found out about Area 51. Concrete walls, projectors and holograms everywhere. Eventually I was led into a room where I was interviewed for fourteen hours. I must have experienced some sort of memory wipe because I forgot almost everything about it. I was led out by some nice air force men who said the whole experience would eventually seem like a dream. Five stars for the brilliant show the clinic staff puts on for being the face of the Area 51 Memory Impairment Department. 10/10 would do it again.

I have called every day for a week. No one answers the phone. I have left 2 voicemails and no one has called me back. God forbid someone is having a mental health problem and needs to get ahold of a professional.

Alex